Johnny Munger of Norton left the 2015 Redneck Games as the most decorated athlete. He placed in all eleven events placing first in six of them. Some of his top events were the Toilet seat throw, Hubcap hurling and Wet T-Shirt contest.
Johnny Munger went into the Redneck games as the underdog never expected to take home any of the coveted crushed beer can trophies. But as soon Munger saw the coveted trophies, he knew he had to leave with at least one if not more. Munger was off to a slow start in the pig trotter bob where he only got three in the time limit. However he excelled in the next event taking home the trophy, Seed Spitting.
“I knew this would be one of my strong events with my baseball background, I only played baseball for the seeds anyway” said Munger. In the toilet seat throw he blew his competition away from the start showing his excellent toilet seat horseshoeing skills. He then proceeded to win the Mud Pit Belly Flop, Wet T-shirt contest and Dumpster diving. He also placed second respectively in the Big-Hair contest and Armpit Serenade.
Mungers true moment of glory came in the Hubcap Hurling. “I could not disappoint Larz” said Munger who took quite a different approach than other competitors. Where most competitors took a conventional approach to the throw, Munger used what he learn from his coach Tenglin and approached the competition throwing the Hubcap as a Discus beating his closest throw by 50 feet with a monstrous throw of 165’!
“I am very proud of my performance and hope to repeat next year” said Munger.
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